When I went in the kitchen to observe what we were having for Thanksgiving dinner, I saw something on the kitchen table. Then I realized it was our food and I shouted, “Eww, not that disgusting, nasty pig.”
Attention, this is Piggy Snider coming to you live from KY3 telling you not to eat disgusting pig this Thanksgiving you should dine on some fabulous turkey. It’s so good it’ll take your tastebuds to Mexico …or wherever you want to go. Please, why would you eat pig? We roll in mud all day long.
Hey, turkey is amazing. You need some kind of meat and turkey had a lot of potassium. So why not turkey? That’s why you will not have pig at your wonderful Thanksgiving.
Back to you, Bert.