A Memphis man faces several charges following his arrest Saturday in Texas County by the Missouri State Highway Patrol.
Kaelen K. Culpepper, 19, is charged with misdemeanor patrol charges of resisting arrest, speeding and was already wanted on three Texas County warrants for moving traffic violations (exceeding speed limit)
He is held in the Texas County Jail.
Hopefully he’ll get enough time in jail to prevent him from breeding.
We’ll I don’t know about the reproductive aspect of this but he definitely needs to be on the roads only on a bicycle or his own 2 feet!